Tired of hearing the word, “healthy?” It seems like all media outlets are stuck on auto-replay. Including mine. I’m going to do you a favor today and sell you the benefits of water – and not mention health once. Er… I mean, the off-limits word.
I’d like to introduce you to the extraordinary beverage that’s stress-free. You won’t have to spend one minute pre-treating a water stain. You won’t find a sticky water puddle inside your car. Water is versatile and refreshing and inexpensive.
Here’s the official list of why water is the official Stress-Free Beverage of the Summer:
- It’s cheap.
- It doesn’t stain.
- It’s not sticky.
- It won’t ruin your outfit.
- It’s available anywhere beverages are sold.
- Blank canvas. It’s easy to flavor it with citrus and herbs.
- Water bottles come in exciting colors, shapes, and sizes. Lots of novelty and variety.
- It won’t ruin your car seats.
- It dries fast.
Help me add to the list! Think about the funniest infomercial you have ever seen…Ready, GO!